WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST.

Ok I can see wh like this. It's because Beastboy is cuter than ever.

but...

Raven is borderline there. She makes for the greatest jokes... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SHE FUCKING SMILES IN EVERY SKIT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS?!  Yes she smiled... but not often enough to just be blown off. When she did smile it was funny or heart warming. ;_;

I love the pony-bit though. Would've kept it perfect if she was straight faced the WHOLE time.

Cyborg is less serious but I guess that's ok. The way he's drawn is (in my personal opinion) really distracting/bothers me.

Starfire. Her hair. It would look good in her hair. Her hair is so fabulous. Her hair is perfect her hair this her hair that. *tosses table* OK WE GET IT. HER PURPOSE FOR BEING CREATED WAS LOOKS AND YOU'RE TOO KID FRIENDLY TO MENTION TITS AND ASS. I GET IT.

Beastboy. Like I said, so adorable, funny and cute so even though his hair change bugs me (which is another personal opinion) it still really works for him. But. Beastboy. BEASTMOTHERFUCKING-boy. WHY CAN HE TURN INTO OBJECTS!? WHY CAN HE TALK IN HIS TRANSFORMATIONS!?

Robin. My god Robin. Even his voice. They had to raise the pitch of his voice. I guess his voice sounded too serious? I don't think they used a machine for it but it's still higher pitched. AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT HOW HE ISNT OUT OF CHARACTER BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT FUCKING TOLD ME THAT THE REASON HE WASN'T IN YOUR TOP FAV. CHARACTERS IN THE OLD SHOW WAS BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS ANGRY AND MOODY AND TRYING TO BE LIKE BATMAN.

SO ANSWER ME THIS. DOES BATMAN FRICKIN PLANK IN FRONT OF A DELI IN THE SUPERMARKET? IS THAT AN OFTEN OCCURRENCE!? 

So don't argue on the Robin out of character thing with me because you're wrong. It wouldn't have bothered me if it was it's own stand alone show but it's straight up based off of the old teen titans. Or if they were supposed to be younger but no. They're still the "TEEN" Titans. So no. No argument. 

Story wise.

IF YOU WERE SO FUCKING AFRAID OF BEING CAUGHT WATCHING YOUR UNICORN SHOW THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM. No-no no. Why are you moving it to the big screen? That's not going to make it less likely? why... aannnnnnnd now you're smiling because you're playing with toys.

Ok no. Guys. This sandwich...

Robin shut the fuck up you went to the store. Cyborg, you can build another arm. Starfire... It'll fucking grow back. Beastboy fucking LOST HIS TEETH. So suck it up! If he wants to gum part of a sandwich then let him! He's not eating the WHOLE thing! YOU'RE SHARING DAMNIT.

...They're eating at a pie shop run by Mother-Mae-Eye. ...Sooooo you guys got your mind wiped orrrr? ...oh, so you heard that she uses people for her pies... and then you blow it off because that doesn't sound familiar at all. Oh hey, now she's the only person working at her restaurant  Oh hey, now BB's her only employee. HER WHOLE MENU IS PIE!? All we need is for her to call BB by all these different names that start with B and we're set in this "Why the fuck are you guys oblivious-" circle. Soooo you're cheap too Robin? and you can only afford getting Cyborg half a cup of soda? That's funny. Who's ward are you again? How do you get all those birdarangs? How do you pay for the gas in your motorcycle? Oh nooo! Starfire's hairrr!

Why is Beastboy driving Robin? Robin, THATS CYBORGS LIFE. HE'S BACKING HIMSELF UP. THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH HERE! Why is Cyborg driving Robin? Why can't Robin drive himself? He's old enough! (Beastboy's the youngest) HE DRIVES A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE ALL THE TIME. It would only be more bullshit if Starfire drove-OH WHAT THE FUCK. HOW CAN SHE DRIVE AND NOT ROBIN!? I WOULD'VE ACCEPTED HER FLYING HIM THERE BUT- SHE'S FROM ANOTHER FRICKIN PLANET! She doesn't even understand objects on a 6 year old level yet! 

...oh his liscense. .............WAIT. HE KNEW HE WAS AIDING AND ABETTING AND HE DECIDED TO WAIT ANYWAY TO ARREST THE GUY!? Robin isn't out of character!

Trigon episode... Nope. Nope. Stopping here.